Horny computer

When you open your Laptop or device and you encounter the porn that you forgot to delete the night before when you were jacking off. The terms also decried opening the computer and you see pornhub when it opens.

Stop it horny computer! Your gonna get me in trouble >:(

by Dentor February 16, 2020

horny templar

one bad muddafuka who gets real horny when altair with that big hidden blade of his...mmmm...good!

When a heavily metal dressed jackass wielding a bigass sword that stabs assassins in the ass comes across the room, you take a look at him and say: 'Now that's a horny templar!'

by Poșchină Bogdan Alin December 16, 2012

Horny Dave

A man who dances on a pole at a company holiday party.

“Who is that dancing on the pole in front of everyone?” “Oh, that’s just Horny Dave”

by Trouble#2 October 29, 2022

horny porny

Someone who’s super horny, loaded to burst at any time.

Killian’s horny porny, he’s desperatly in need of a good fuck.

by LWery May 25, 2018

Horny Gorilla

The act of doing a one-arm lock-off or pull up while masturbating with the other hand. Doing this act in public is called a Harambe

Harry: Ewan, heard you did a horny gorilla on the tram.
Ewan: Nah mate I did a Harambe

by GORILLA GAINZ June 4, 2021

Horny as hell

Horny as hell- being very very horny ... when sex is in ur thoughts all day long.

Horny as hell- guy -baby iam Horny as hell ;)

girl- ooo ya .... well ...hmmmm

guy- yaaa

girl well...... (winks)

guy :)

girl well... i can take care of that for u ;)

guy yeeeeeeessssssssss!

by kingdrew November 4, 2011

Horny-tard

Someone who gets horny for a stupid reason, seeing something stupid that gets them sexually aroused.

Horny-tard

Johnny: I saw sticks and stones rubbing together oh my God I'm so horny haha for seral

Jacob:Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Jason, Jacob, Will:Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

by browngirlsdonttakebs June 10, 2009