no homo

An expression that is widely used when two people of the same genders are having sex. This expression is highly effective, as it will not be gay as long as you say it before having sex.

It is not gay if;
1. the balls do not touch each other
2. both are wearing socks
3. tips do not touch each other
4. say NO HOMO

Robert: Aww yeah, I am so excited and my dick can't wait to penetrate your hole
Albert: Remember the magic words?
Robert & Albert: NO HOMO!
*starts pleasuring themselves on the squeaky bed*

by realLoner September 30, 2019

No-Homo pass

The No-Homo pass can be given by someone who already has it and you need to give a reason to prove that you are not gay. The No-Homo pass can « No u » every people that call you a homo.

-Bro you are gay
-No you are! I have my No-Homo pass

by Simon_Hamel300 November 19, 2019

no homo

something you say when in denial of being gay/lesbian/bisexual.

"hey man, ur hot and i want to date you but no homo."
"..."

by that one fucking idiot November 2, 2019

No Homo Month

A month where you can say the gayest shit without it being gay to the bois. The period for no homo month is June 2nd to July 1st.

Bro 1: "Yeah bro I'd fuck your ass"

Bro 2: "It's a good thing it's no homo month or else that would be super gay bro"

by Daddies boy June 2, 2021

Chipola homala

When your ass starts rapidly exploiting shit everywhere and suddenly your ass starts flying from the mere terror of your ass engulfed in the shit flames and your shit starts rapidly multiplying and you drown

My ass hold is explosive im a victim of chipola homala

by Seouleess June 21, 2021

NO HOMO BULL FUCK

No homo bull fuck, just as the mighty REDNECK TV always said, when something wasn't ment to be said gay. YEEYEE

I am going to go camping with my buddies, yk, no homo bull fuck.

by MountainDewHellYeah March 14, 2022

no homo

when you love your bro but its no homo

no homo tho

by DontYouJustWantToKillYourself March 28, 2022