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Hitler Fucked

Used to describe something that is more fucked up then the time Chuck Norris Told Hitler he hated the juice that was served and Hitler hearing something completely different
Friend 1: what do you call a nigger in a clan convention?
Friend 2: IDK, what?
Friend 1: Bob Marley
Friend 2: My Dude, Thats Hitler Fucked.
by HitlerFucked69 December 27, 2021
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Hitler 'stach

When a woman shaves her pubic hair into a landing strip, and then wears a bikini bottom that doesn't cover all of it.
Dang, Carrie should have shaved it all off before wearing that to the beach; she's totally got a Hitler 'stach now.
by GeddyLee13 July 9, 2011
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Underhanded Hitler

Named for the motion as well as the signature Hitler mustache the motion creates, this euphemism involves an underhanded "zig heil" arm movement with an end result on your significant other having a Hitler 'stache.
Said to your friends at work in an extremely roundabout way:

"While we were experimenting with the glitter sack the previous day, I am currently trying to surprise her with an Underhanded Hitler."
by The Other B Money March 22, 2009
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Sexy Hitler

Remove penis from anus during anal intercourse. Make sure that the penis has a bit of feces on the tip. You may need to go back in deeper to get a sufficient amount of fecal matter on the tip of the penis. Once you have a good amount of fecal matter, you then touch the upper lip of your partner, making sure not to smear, to get a perfect Hitler style mustache.

You can then enjoy the sight, or you can touch lip to lip to provide yourself with a Sexy Hitler too. That is called a Dueling Hitler.
That Sexy Hitler looked great! I wanted to look awesome, so I gave her a lite kiss to transfer one to me too. Our Dueling Hitlers were the talk of the club.
by Seattle Hammer Man October 10, 2018
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ID Hitler

A stupid fuck that always ID's you every single fuckin time, even though they have seen your ID.
What took so long?

I was buying smokes, and that fuckin ID Hitler asked me for my ID again
by Rob Van Winkle June 27, 2017
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new hitler

The third RIECH was supposed to last 1000 years. Well, New Hitler, the leader of the fourth RIECH, plans to make this last a more reasonable amount of time, 10 years. . Plans to start wwIII AND annihilate all Jews, niggers, and flamboyant gay males.
All hail ze new fuher, New Hitler
by The true fuher March 4, 2017
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Hitler tits

When a girl has perky tits and they be pointing out straight
I look so good my boobs are so perky, I'm reppin the hitler tits
by Luke Bieri January 1, 2015
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