When the end of a poo hangs out your sphincter ("turtle heading" or "touching cloth") for so long that it turns hard and crusty.
by The Bishop Amen August 6, 2008
Get the Turtle helmet mug.A Danish Helmet occurs when a lady of impeccable pedigree slips whilst receiving oral pleasure in a standing position from a bald man whilst on the rag. As the lady is falling, her crucifix becomes dislodged and lands on the top of the man's head just prior to her box. The result is a pattern on the man's head resembling the Danish flag.
So I was going down on this classy Dane, she slips, and the next thing you know I am wearing a Danish Helmet.
by Pegcity Swimmer November 9, 2009
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Term in Iowa meaning being rejected by a significant other with a visual of being dumped (on) and ending up with (brown) shit on your head.
by funfuker May 2, 2015
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When you're looking for something without any idea where it is... to figure something out without conventional help.
When you're looking for something without any idea where it is... to figure something out without conventional help.
by PepperdineLex March 27, 2007
Get the helen keller mug.On such games as Call of Duty 4 and Halo 3, when all players turn thier screens off so that there is no visuals nor audio, so that it mimics how Hellen Keller would play.
Crusty Turbin: Hey want to do a Micheal Meyers match?
Bud the Unicorn: Screw that, lets do a Hellen Keller match!
Bud the Unicorn: Screw that, lets do a Hellen Keller match!
by Bud C. Morgan January 17, 2009
Get the Hellen Keller Match mug.A person's hair, usually male that is extremely big. That covers over the ears, forehead and most of the neck. The hair could essentially protect the head from injury.
by Trigun10343 July 27, 2009
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