Hayashi

Grey-haired and patently insane Rokkaku Police captain in JSRF. Never gets to eat breakfast, because of those meddling GGs. Has a penchant for attacking and trying to kill teenage graffiti artists and sometimes his own subordinates (often for such cardinal sins as bringing him the wrong flavour of sweet).

Fond of sending in all the tanks, trashing patrol cars, using highly experimental terror drones, wildly aiming his pistol at invisible targets, mint candy, and eating breakfast, a very rare activity in the Hayashi household.

"Hey, you little punk!" - catchphrase

"This is Hayashi. Send in ALL the tanks!" - example of management style

"Wahahahaha... kill... them... ALL! Ahahahahahaha!" - Hayashi during one of his more psychotic moments

"One of his subordinates went to get him his favourite mint candy, and came back with coffee-flavoured instead" - an example of a situation in which Hayashi is liable to trash patrol cars

by Matt Windsor March 25, 2009

Hayden

Hayden is an amazing, thoughtful guy who will make everyone laugh. He has a good sense of humor and always makes people smile. He makes a great boyfriend and can be overprotective but it's cute. He has cute, soft dirty blond hair and gorgeous, memorizing blue eyes that you could get lost in. He is a great kisser but is respective of your boundaries. He is usually taller than most girls and loves shorter girls. He is very loyal and if you end up dating one, you are a very lucky girl.

Wow Hayden is your boyfriend? You are so lucky to have him.

OMG he must be a hayden, he is so cute!

by your girlfriend :))) March 11, 2018

Hayden Panettiere

The young and totally hot actress/singer who plays Claire Bennet on Heroes.

Hayden Panettiere is the only girl who makes my cock hard.

by realestnigga May 25, 2008

Hayley

Hayley are generally incredibly sweet girls and will always go out of their way for absolutely everyone. They are very loyal and take friendship very seriously. They pretend they don't care at all about what others think, but in reality their life revolves around pleasing others. They are usually short, and blonde, and because of this are usually termed 'cute', much to their dislike. However, as soon as you cross a Hayley, you are doomed as they are very fierce enemies and don't forgive easily. They are mostly found at the beach, and are extremely intelligent. Hayleys usually have a very sarcastic dry sense of humor, but because of their niceness, it is overlooked.

Person 1: Ohhh I love Hayley, she is the SWEETEST person. She gave me a chocolate yesterday just because she knew I was feeling down.
Person 2: Yeah, but did you see how she treated that person who was nasty to her friend? I'd hate to be on her bad side!

by It's true. June 18, 2011

hayden

A perfect guy. He is kind and smart. He is the guy everyone wants to date. Hayden is the type of guy who will stay committed and love one girl forever. He makes you feel food about yourself and gives good at giving advice. Hayden is computer genius and perfect.

"He is soooo cute I wish I could be with Hayden Taylor"

by amazingshit333 January 2, 2014

Salma Hayek Syndrome

A condition where a charmingly personable young woman intimidates (and possibly scares off) the men she comes across due to her stunning grace, beauty, and assertiveness. This syndrome usually results in singleness and possible dabbling in lesbianism (as depicted in the movie "Frida").

STUNNINGLY ATTRACTIVE GIRL: I don't know what it is, but I seem to scare off any guy that I meet no matter how nice I am.

STUNNINGLY ATTRACTIVE GIRL'S BROTHER: That's because you have the Salma Hayek Syndrome, yo.

by jbvita February 13, 2007

Haywire

adjective. 1. crazy, mad. 2. To go haywire = to go nuts.

That guy's been to the war and gone haywire.

by Moon Ultra January 5, 2006