Cincinnati Handshake

Possibly the most painful experience without leaving second base. Dating back to terribly cold Ohio winters, this manuever was thought up to keep the blood flowing. More often than not, when done incorrectly the Cincinnati Handshake can cause severe bleeding.

My overzealous doctor accidently gave me a Cincinnati Handshake during my physical, I still can't piss straight.

by Still_hobbling_from_the_pain October 11, 2011

German Handshake

A German Handshake is when you're doing anal and you stick your hand so deep into her uterus you jerk yourself off through the membrane.

"I got german handshaked last night. it hurt like hell."

by fridagutentag May 6, 2009

Irish Handshake

When a guy is so drunk that he starts puking while receiving a handjob.

Guy 1:"dude how drunk were you last night?"
Guy 2:"Drunk enough to get a Irish Handshake"
Guy 1:"Sick!! From who?"
Guy 2:"I was so drunk I don't remember her name"

by gtd11lax May 1, 2006

Vulcan Handshake

The act of two females uniting vajines in a punnanny wiggle

My crotch really burns after a vigorous vulcan handshake

by bigjfromva2 December 21, 2008

Ukrainian Handshake

In recognition of the consummation of an agreement or the end of a successful negotiation, one party exposes his member as a display of trust.

After Dave and I negotiated the real estate transaction, we didn't sign any papers but he gave me a Ukrainian handshake, so I knew we had reached an agreement.

by Dave the Ukrainian February 8, 2010

Hong Kong Handshake

When a very curious asian man sees a tall white caucasion american man, grabs his junk and evaulates his own self worth.

So my boss was in Hong Kong, and his boss had many drinks (and a tiny penis) asked him how big his junk was. My boss ignored this and kept talking. When he got up from the table, his boss acted like he was going to shake his hand, and then grabbed his junk instead, and said "ooooOOOOO". There you have it, the Hong Kong Handshake.

by NOONELIKESME June 12, 2009

Handshark

a detailed hand construction for pleasuring a butthole, clit, and g-spot. The hand resembles a shark by crossing and overlapping different digits for maximum pleasure. Most innovative of fingerbanging techniques.

Jenna was given a handshark she demanded it.

by elliot montero February 17, 2008