Sex Handles

Large enough hip bones for one to use as a steering wheel during sex.

Maggie has awesome sex handles.

by Videovamp February 23, 2008

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left handed compliment

A criticism or insult disguised as a compliment.

A compliment with two meanings, one of which is unflattering to the receiver.

Also called backhanded compliment

Patti sees Britney wearing a sexy new dress. Patti, who really doesn't like Britney, says, "That dress is really sharp. It really makes you look so slim!" Left handed compliment: "You're fat, and that dress makes you look like you're trying to hide it."

"Boy, you're pretty hot... for a fat (or skinny) chick!" Left handed compliment: Self-explanatory

by For Whom the Bell Trolls July 30, 2008

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Poon Handler

The act of obtaining or the control of large amounts of

women's vaginas.

To be the master of or dominate poon.

To pull a deliberate fair and back door sally a court day party to chase girls.

Jason slapped his old lady so he could leave his own party to find me a girl. Because he was the poon handler.

Fair acted drunk just to go poon handle at the bars.

Who needs a wife when you are the poon handler?

by court day December 9, 2010

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Date with Palmala Handerson

Males using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth.

Last night I had a date with Palmala handerson.

by Scott Boose April 17, 2008

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Hadley

Hot bitch with a fine ass; commonly known to party hardcore & rock people's worlds.

Yo! Did you see Hadley come in? Daaamn!

by rill bitch February 23, 2008

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handkerjerk

To get jerked off under a table during dinner with a handkerchief covering your cock. Also can be done in any situation as long as your privates are covered by some clothing item.

Bob: Why were you so quiet during dinner?

Rick: I was getting handkerjerked by Lana's mom!

by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

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