horse funeral

An exercise testing ones will not to fuck the corpse

Dam Jones must be really good at horse funeral he did not even fuck the corpse

by Frog Priest September 26, 2020

hopping the horse

like the phrase "jumping the gun"; doing something too soon

Don't you think getting married at the age of 18 is hopping the horse?

by Culversisdelicious November 28, 2012

The Lonely Horse

The lonely horse is a masturbation technique involving masturbating while driving. To restate: going to town on yourself as you are going into town.

Jimmy: Hey, are you driving?
Timothy: I'm the lonely horse at the moment, almost home.

by Lonely Pony December 22, 2012

horse washer

Someone who scrubs horses balls. Used as an insult.

'That man is a right horse washer'.

by Reubarb123 September 30, 2012

inconsiderate horse

when someone is exhibiting behavior of being inconsiderate horse, you can refer to them as 'inconsiderate horse'.

ummm... you're being inconsiderate horse

you're so inconsiderate horse right now

by reichiquita May 19, 2023

Dark horse

One who keeps himself or his aims hidden. Keeping things secret, or concealed even seemingly pointless secrets they can be referred to as a dark horse when the interest, relationship, or action is revealed. Perhaps surprising, unexpected, even vaguely scandalous.

"Did you hear Dick won a mountain biking race?"
"Wow! What a dark horse, I thought he was a couch potato!!!"
"Trent has a new hot younger girlfriend, they were keeping it secret because he's her dad's friend"
"What a dark horse!!!"

by Ms Marple September 16, 2021

Are horses useless

horses Most useless thing on the world, planes are clearly better

Are horses useless? Let me explain
"horses can only gallop for a few seconds"

"Planes can go supersonic for hours"

by Fauxo June 24, 2021