horse-like

A Person or someone who is like a horse or similar personality traits to a horse.

Louie: Alex have you seen Charlie's girlfriend , she's so clapped.
Alex: Yh I know right she's so horse-like

by JEEEEEhaaaa November 18, 2020

horse chips

Horse poop (feces).

I saw a lot of horse chips on the unpaved side of the road.

by DPSTTMPST January 28, 2017

Dark horse

A horse of darkness.

The dark horse was trying to throw everybody that wasn't herself off to win at any cost. None of them knew the race was already thrown.

by Solid Mantis February 4, 2021

horse ovary

An appetizer. A deliberate mispronunciation of the word "hordoerve."

I'll bring a vegetable horse ovary to the party.

by Content Chick December 28, 2009

horse strap

When a girl with large breasts wears a purse or shoulder bag and the strap separates her jugs making them look huge and well defined

Check out that chicks Horse Strap!

by Thomasjay99 September 16, 2015

Horse Bunny

A man attractive and physically fit with a body built like a stallion, but also cute like a bunny. A man who is well endowed, or " blessed " in the front (hung like a horse), but will be sweet & soft enough to cuddle you (like a bunny)after coitus.

And/Or a man who knows when to be hard and when to be soft.

And/Or a man who can screw you hard, but hold you in their arms after.
A rare and beautiful result of a long line of premium eugenics.

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Female 1: " OMG girl! The guy I'm dating is PERFECT! Not too hard, not too soft ya know? Such a horsebunny! "
Female 2: " Damn, girl! Sounds like a keeper! Where can I find a guy like that?"
Female 1: " IDEK girl!! I've been looking for a horse bunny all my life!

by RhiTheQueenB March 15, 2022

Are horses useless

horses Most useless thing on the world, planes are clearly better

Are horses useless? Let me explain
"horses can only gallop for a few seconds"

"Planes can go supersonic for hours"

by Fauxo June 24, 2021