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Goon

A goon is an absolute legend. Everyone loves a goon. He also fucks all the girls.
"I was with goon the other day it was mad"

"I can't get on any girls, goon can't stop shagging them"
by pussyslayer364 March 27, 2019
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vegan goon squad

Any member of PETA,AFL,FARM or any other so-called vegan animal rights group who use fear or any type of strong-rm tatics to get their point across (see also vegan thugs).
PETA just sent thier vegan goon squad to protest the local KFC.
by BruinKiller3469 March 19, 2009
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goon

some one who makes jokes that are disturbing and most despicable in the highest fashion. They are usually unintelligible by their irrevocable stupidity
random goon: "ever suck a dick you didn't like before?" me: "no, that dosen't make any sense." goon walks away to goonish friend. random goon: "hey this guy, i just asked him if he sucks dick and he was like I suck dick" goons walk away. me: "those guys are gay, GAY." buffoon lame-brain fathead
by straight as a nail. January 13, 2005
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Goon

Someone who is totally unpredictable and ridiculous
That dude in the Christmas sweater was a total goon!
by Shibs92 November 6, 2011
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goon

Someone super goofy and cray; always doing silly things like climbing trees or painting themselves
"Do you see Nate over there with shades, shorts, and no shoes??"
"He's crazy! It's like forty degrees and cloudy!"
"He's such a goon!"
by ManagerSTATE October 10, 2012
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Goon Tunes

Rap music that appeals to Goons, the lyrics are laced with profane language, horrible grammar, ghetto slang, and other obscenities. The message of the song is always the same, the singer boasts about how how they overcame their harsh upbringing, their wealth, aggressiveness to others, sexual relations with loose women, and everything else that nobody gives a damn about.

The main audience of these songs are ghetto, aggressive, rude, ignorant African Americans.

As Tyrone burst through the door he shouted, "See a fuck nigga, shoot a fucknigga"! in an atrociously loud voice. He had a firm grip on his groin as he walked to his cliche of goons, but it was not enough to prevent his britches from sagging well below his waste. One could argue that it was due to the overwhelming weight of his "swag", or it could be his ignorance. You choose, but I'm going with the latter.

You might call me a racist, but I am black. And not all music is the same. The corruption of today's African American youth can definitely be connected to the epidemic of Goon Tunes.
Rich Homie Quan - Fuck Nigga,

Figg Panamera, Migos - Pocket Watchin

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by Glix July 18, 2014
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goodness gravy

is a flavorful gravy that you pour on dry dog food
Hey, Rover do you want your Goodness Gravy?
by megd44 October 23, 2015
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