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Gary Google

Friendly name given to using google, as if you were asking a friend for an answer to a question. Just ask Gary.
Someone asks a question, maybe of a technical nature. The response is just ask Gary Google, as to mean google the question because your friend Gary Google has all the answers.
by plavery April 18, 2008
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Mountain Googles

Mountain googles are a mountaineering's equivalent of beer googles: After spending considerable amount of time on an expedition with a predominantly male group of fellow mountaineers, one's standard on female beauty becomes lowered. Like beer googles, the decrease in standard is proportional to the days spent away from civilization.
After 2 weeks in Nepal, he hooked up with the first girl that smiled at him. She was toothless. He had a serious case of mountain googles.
by Lo Hong December 21, 2010
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Google Pixel

Googles Sexy ass version of the iPhone

That just looks back @ you when u look @ it or opens when u put your finger in its sensor
Hey I just got the google pixel ?

Yea ur lame
by Klinkhammer November 22, 2018
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google dominate

Proving someone wrong by looking up the debate on google. You can also prove yourself correct by using google. Settling an argument by using google as the arbitrator to settle the dispute. Thus you have google dominated someone.
Austin said that kobe scored 70 points last night but I google dominated his ass and proved that he scored 81. I fuckin google dominated his ass.
by Brett C B-town April 1, 2007
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google-stash

(n.) A collection of various websites and images a person has viewed on Google.
Right now, the government is looking through our google-stashes of porn and bombsites.
by Xionc February 21, 2006
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google stalk

obsessively doing a search on google for info on a person, especially an ex, and finding out any info on the internet about them.
i google stalked my ex michael, learned that he lives in ca with his wife whom is an attorney and has 4 kids -
by salamendrina October 26, 2008
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Google Employee

The Google Employee....
Similar to Facebook employees but more tech savvy. They tend to wear low-key brands , such as GAP, Old Navy, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, and Polo Ralph Lauren. Casual dress code includes jeans, Converse or Vans, a t-shirt and sweater. Typically rides scooters or bikes to work (with helmet), take the train/shuttle, or drive Renault Twizy's and Toyota Priuses. They'll flex their AirPods Pro and iPhone 11s and/or Google Pixels around the office. The Google Employee typically work in funky wooden cubicles and play Pack Man or Foosball in their free time. Perks include going to the office gym, highly trained massage therapists, free meals and health insurance. Will usually be a graduate of a prestigious university such as MIT, Stanford, UCLA, NYU, Carnegie Mellon, etc. Usually wears glasses with lenses and is low-key hipster. Most will pogo stick in their free time or go see a movie on a Friday night. Overall, the Google Employee is cool, smart, techie, and friendly.
Andy: Oh my gosh, does Brian work for Facebook? He is so cool!
Sarah: Oh no, Brian is a Google Employee!
by brunchenthusiast4576 November 21, 2019
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