Guido Fister

A racial slur for a homosexual male, usually of Southern European descent. Derived from the action of fisting and the common Italian name of Guido.

Go back to your country ya darn Guido Fister!!!

by Guido_the_Fister July 10, 2019

Guido

Shaggy

Guido: *teleports behind you* ~ Shaggy

by Not Sgt Major October 16, 2019

Guido

Referring to a man named Michael Weleski who is an Italian.

Damn Michael why are you such a guido

by J12mill12 January 17, 2020

Gidaya

Gidaya a short but beautiful ass bitch who has weve longer than her body but she also is a bad bitch

Look at that short bitch gidaya

by Thotfornoreason January 20, 2020

Guide Parent

Someone who takes the role of a God parent without being religious

Guide parent- A person who guides a child through life.

by Lesspeople October 9, 2020

Guido

The replacement of the word “good” and “God”. May only be used in a good context. Cannot be used in negative context since Guido only wants positivity around!

Example:

Nash: I’m going to sleep now.

Ezra: I wish you a guido night.
Sylvio: May Guido bless you.

by JeongukAnti October 11, 2020

guide dogging

A sex act where two or more blind people meet up with strangers in a carpark and have sex.

Where's Stevie gone? Oh hes gone down to the park with a bag of viagra and lube to go guide dogging.

by uncle smegol November 20, 2020