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Henry Ford Lymphoma

When you become a Ford enthusiast, each Ford product you buy gradually increases the size of your lymph nodes, until every single lymph node becomes the size of a grapefruit. There is currently no known chemotherapy for Henry Ford Lymphoma, but buying a more reliable car like a Toyota can lead to remission.
"I'm about to buy my 17th F-350 Powerstroke after the engines keep blowing up and now all of my lymph nodes are the size of grapefruits!" "You my friend now have Henry Ford Lymphoma."
by Toyota2024 February 4, 2024
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Hailey Ford

A beautiful blonde girl with blue eyes and has a fat ass.
Dave: Did you see that girl with the fat ass?

Jack: yeah I think that’s Hailey Ford!
by Jonny2x6 September 12, 2020
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Ford

One stupid guy who is sometimes funny. He thinks his legs are thick but the are the skinniest things ever
Person: wow that person has skinny legs
Other person: they must be a Ford
by Morgankwkwkwenej January 4, 2019
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Ford

Humorous acronym for Flaming On Road Disaster, Fan Obliterated Radiator Destroyed, or Fifty-year Old Rebuilt Dodge.
by Blinker Klown March 9, 2019
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Ford

Ford-F150 BEST CAR ON THE MARKET, FIRE FIRE FIRE, 400 HORSEPOWER-10 SPEED AUTOMATIC 4 wheeled is a fast all-terrain mountain PICKUP TRUCK !! Faster than the 2015 Ergonomic Drippy SILVER Multi-Gear 24 inch MONGOOSE Ledge mountain bike with Fire Decals, Comfortable Bike Seat, Brakes, Handles and TWO Wheels that can go 20 MPH that if you ride it ur veins get filled with ice.
Lets all RIDE Ford
by We Love Ford November 20, 2021
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Ford

the name of a child with balls smaller than a grain of salt, usually misspells easy words, even he is older than you he will still be shorter than you.
You are such a Ford, how did you misspell yeah to yezh.
by skunkmonke May 8, 2022
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Ford

Ford stands for fuck organization revised dick
Fuck ford
by I cant breathe June 6, 2020
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