hella flank

extremely badass

Yo, I'm hella flank my nigga!

by Mxnus April 10, 2011

bar flanking

The action of attending a large number of bars on a night out. Flanking is the method used, where the bar is attacked from every possible angle and emptied of all alcoholic liquids.

Lad's, lets go bar flanking tonight?
That bar just got horrendously FLANKED.

by LaZenia2011 July 29, 2012

finger flank

when you slip your finger in your girls butt hole at the movies.

"I finger flanked my girls at the movies my dude"

by john222222 April 29, 2014

Western Flank

to eat the outside of a delicious corn dog, whilst keeping the weenie to slap your boyfriend's left asscheek

FirestormFilms Western Flanked me yesterday, it got me all wet and ready for the yeti

by ez11 May 13, 2016

piss flanked

When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test

I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.

by Petesbeeps August 18, 2017

Tommy flonker

Tommy flonker originates from a Latin backround and was originally coined by archeologist Jim E. Nu-traun. It is when the male slaps his spouse anywhere on the body and proceeds to scream "Tommy Flonker!". This catches the spouse off gaurd and then he proceeds to grab her and puts his genitalia into the spouses nose.

Me: Dude I really wanna Tommy Flonker my girl
Guy 1: Same

by papijohn November 21, 2017

Dingus flonker

it is the long dying penis of a whale. The word can be used instead of the word doofus or idiot

wow john you are such a dingus flonker

by Flooper crankle February 25, 2019