Flickinger

Well... To make a long story short it's female masturbation.
-Diddling your skittles
-The Jill to his Jack

Don't be embarrassed... It's perfectly normal... LILLIE. O_O

You should just... shut your blinds so I don't have to see that anymore. I've run out of film to keep up with you.

O_O

Lillian Flickinger I love her... O_O

by God, I love you Lillie O_O September 6, 2010

Dick-Flick

1. (Noun) A chick-flick for guys. Usually a comedy-love story geared towards the male sex, starring a "b-rated" actor and a hot d-list actress who's name is impossible to recall.

2. Romantic-comedy with nudity and dick jokes.

Average Critic: "Just Friends" is a chick-flick..
Jacob: No it's not, it's a Dick-Flick!

Top Grossed Modern Dick-Flicks: Just Friends, The Heartbreak Kid, Keeping the Faith, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Saving Silverman, Knocked Up, There's Something about Mary, The Sweetest Thing

by Bat Boy Jacob January 21, 2009

dick flick

The male equivalent of the chick flick.

The movie I Love You, Man is a great dick flick.

by fox force March 28, 2009

flaccinating

Something that is seen as foreplay is occurring on the opposite partner's body or revealed about their character that is so repulsive it instantly causes the penis to become flaccid. Although at the time of discovery is so fascinating that it is nearly impossible to look away or focus elsewhere.

Brenda took her bra off and underneath were nipples shaped like furry stop signs, it was flaccinating.

We were just about to have sex when Donna asked if we could bring a donkey into the picture, now that flaccinated me.

I was blind sighted and flaccinated when Kaili took her panties off and a 2 foot afro bush popped into the air.

by rg bloque July 31, 2011

flickin cheese

censored version of fuckin nuts

man I lost so much money on the colts it was flickin cheese

by itschrisformsixthperiod June 7, 2007

Flaccid On Impact

1)To have your manly meat spear fail at the precise moment it is needed.

2)To not be soft, but not hard enough for sexual intercourse.

3)To lose faith, and to not lose your virginity.

This is a pun on the phrase "rolled on impact"

Brian: Yeah, I would have totally pounded her last night, but I went flaccid on impact.

by klaus__ October 16, 2008

Flaccid Fuck

When a man who suffers from erectile dysfunctions who cannot afford viagra attemps to have sex with his soft (flaccid) penis.

Tyler was laid off and therefore can not afford viagra so he has to flaccid fuck Abby until he seeks employment.

by Pizza Dawg February 12, 2012