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Father

fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a myth created around the year 1500 said to be the "male adult figure" (similar to mother, which unlike father isn't a myth) of a family, only 1 has been "claimed" to have been spotted driving a vehicular object in the year 1.
"Father is a very powerful warrior, winning every fight on Ancient Dessaly's colosseum, even against the most powerful Titans, his next battle will be on Mount Olympus against Hercules!
by That One Stupid Kid January 20, 2023
mugGet the Fathermug.

ur daughter a father

Worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian", "ur granny tranny", "ur grandpap a trap", "ur sister a mister", "ur bro a hoe", and "ur son a nun"
Using this insult will cause people to collapse in on themselves and then explode.
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur granny tranny & ur grandpap a trap
Person 2: ur sister a mister
Person 1: ur bro a hoe
Person 2: ur son a nun
Person 3:*glares at person 1 & 2* ur daughter a father
Both Person 1 & 2 instantly collapse in on themselves and explode. Person 3 is now feared by the world.
by Trontin_ May 15, 2018
mugGet the ur daughter a fathermug.

My Father

A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!
My Father ruined my life and is the root cause of my mental issues.
by metabolism April 20, 2023
mugGet the My Fathermug.

e-father

A father you have on the internet (not your real/blood father).

This person look outs for you and provides support in a fatherly manner.
My e-father helped me out with some advice
by y0hami May 27, 2024
mugGet the e-fathermug.

Father

Mom why don’t we have milk

Because ur father left
by Ahhhhh daddy May 23, 2022
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the rod father

A long white pole usually rubbed and put under lots of friction in order to create electricity.
Sunny: everyone get a small rod for the lav
Zim: How about I just rub the rod father until its pulsating.
by Happy tight us January 18, 2017
mugGet the the rod fathermug.

Yurty father

Same as yurt but with more enthusiasm. To agree with something someone says very enthusiastically.
Person: I got with that girl last night.
You: Yurty father, thank god I saw it coming.
by RoryRPM April 20, 2023
mugGet the Yurty fathermug.

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