Crying whenever someone says something mean about you behind your back and then texting them that if there gonna talk trash to do it to there face and then cry when they say it to your face
hannah to peyton: Samantha's so flat
peyton tells samatha
samatha: say it to my face if your gonna talk trash
Hannah : stop pulling a faith
peyton tells samatha
samatha: say it to my face if your gonna talk trash
Hannah : stop pulling a faith
by Mr Flerf September 11, 2018
Get the Pulling a Faithmug. The only person you will never relate to, she probably spends most of her time trying to be individual but always seems to be categorized as everyone else. Frustration surrounds her most of her time, and she will always find her way to mute those feelings with sleep. She sees herself as only half but somehow she’s always someone’s whole. But she never gives herself enough credit for how she makes others feel, and when she gets close to someone, she gets attached . Which she’s always been terrified of because of issues outside of everyday life. She struggles with waking up, but is scared of death. Faith is an amazing beautiful person. But she will just never see that. But besides her feelings is her thoughts. Her thoughts are always very stable, and she always finds a way to balance them wish her time.
by JamesNames November 21, 2021
Get the Faithmug. The geyser of beer that gushes from a punctured beer can that has been shaken up and then punched with a nail, can be quite comical when done as a prank.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
Get the Beer Faithfulmug. by becky morris June 8, 2018
Get the faithmug. Where you trustingly "jump someone's bones" merely on his/her verbal assurance that he/she has taken sufficient precautions against pregnancy or other unwanted "after-effects" of said bouncy-bouncy.
Just because an approaching-middle-age hottie has been "doing it bareback without result" ever since she was a teenager is absolutely zero true guarantee that she will not unexpectedly begin ovulating --- that is definitely one "leap of faith" that you may want to think very carefully before taking! Wearing protection is still the safest/surest non-surgical/medicinal way of proceeding if you don't wanna hear da pitter-patter of little feet (and further burden the already-stretched-too-thin AFDC system)!
by QuacksO December 29, 2017
Get the leap of faithmug. When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
Get the Aunt Faithmug. 