Florida

Welcome to Florida where you get chased by crack heads and you’re boyfriend gets high

Florida sucks bootyhole

by Makayalbdhdhdhshhs November 26, 2019

florida formal

The weirdest and and most insane clothes you own.

Hey if you come to the party tonight, remember that the dress code is florida formal

by Ostrich king November 30, 2019

Florida

Florida is most famous for its chicken-boxing. Chicken boxing is the act of boxing a chicken, and or making chickens box. If Florida residents box a chicken, looking at my stats, there is a 40% chance the Floridian will win as they are out of shape and 14% of that 40% lose because they broke the simple rule of 'don't eat the chicken.'

Florida is also known for the elaborate robber heists they pull. A man nearly escaped when robbing 'The Floridians Very Very Rich BANK.' When questioned, apparently the officers did not see him hide in a cardboard box when the police entered the building. In Florida, it is being named the most elaborate and high-tech epic heist of the Florida Century. (The Florida Century is, like, two months.)

Person 1: Hey, you wanna go to Florida for a vacation?

Person 2: No, sorry, I chicken-box with my cousins in Alabama

Person 1: A-..ALABAMA?!

by welcome to flordia December 24, 2019

floridafied

Came from the North. Moved to Florida to escape the cold. Now you do something that makes you feel like you were born and raised in Florida.

Kid playing with a lizard: "He's been Floridafied." Seeing gators in your front yard as you go out to get the mail: "I've been Floridafied!"

by TWINBOYMOM December 31, 2019

Florida Gator Fans

The most ignorant fans in college football history. Loud, obnoxious, and know absolutely nothing about football. And every year is their year.

“Beating OSU means nothing but losing to UGA and LSU means nothing. It’s out year go gators!“ ~ Florida Gator Fans

by Florida gators January 13, 2020

Florida feel

A Florida Feel is when you shave off your mans nipples and then titty fuck his giant jugs.

Hey babe, do you want a Florida Feel tonight as I just purchased the new lawn mower 3.0?

by Penisbreath January 26, 2020

Florida

Dont come we b shootin shit in the 407 n 386

Florida fuckas kno was brackin
Aye brah u seent that yungen talm bout he from da noya
Les test em n show em what we do ouxhea in da 407

Where u from?

Da 386 where u kant go

by FL SLYDA JIT February 3, 2020