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Facebook amnesia

When people from earlier in your life whom you hated decide to friend you on Facebook as if you're old friends.
"David must have Facebook amnesia. He friended me even though I hated that little fucker back in high school."
by TheLongRanger2 December 3, 2009
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facebook cunt

Somebody who has taken the name 'social networking site' quite literally and does all their socialising and lives their life through facebook. This includes continual updates about their mundane daily activities (e.g. is off to the bank; loves honey on toast; is meeting the in laws today; is getting ready to go out), how much they love their partner, how much they drank the night before, how hung over they are, how many days till their holiday and all the things the majority of people they are "friends" with do not care or want to read about. An FBC will also use Facebook as a way of announcing their engagement. Also somebody who will add anybody and everybody to their friends list, this includes accepting someone who has added you that you don't know. A FBC also tries to demonstrate how "cool" or cultured they are by posting clips from youtube on their wall to make it look like they are into the subject matter. FBCs are also responsible for deleting comments from other users which they deem makes them look bad.
Classic facebook cunt updates:

Hannah is soooo hung over.

Tom goes to ibiza in 5/4/3 etc days! Wahoo.

Ali loves jam on his toast in the morning.

Ali has broken his pen lid.

Ali loves his phone.

Ali is meeting his inlaws today.

Ali walked to work this morning.

Ali bought his gf flowers.

Ali saw a sheep.

Ali loves his mum.

Rachel says: check this out (posts link to you tube of some break dancing). This guys are the bomb.
by Thackwar July 22, 2010
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facedick

George had a facedick moment yesterday.
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facesitting goddess

woman who's favorite past time is to smother unknowing men with her luscious ass
I knew from the moment I met her she was a facesitting goddess
by anon14 December 20, 2006
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Skillet Face

A human face that looks like a cartoon character's,
after being hit with the bottom-side of a skillet.
The face is round and flat with a very little nose,
a small mouth, and tiny that eyes are wide-set
and basically expressionless.
"He's buff... but a total skillet face."
"Nice rack, but I can't get past her skillet face."
by Scrappy SamCat January 21, 2009
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Fendi Facts

It’s just like a fact. It’s a luxury fact. A high class statement that is established as truth. Very Expensive. Backed by one of the leading luxury brands (Fendi) but not really, because it’s just a clever play on words.
Example.
When ray tells you “don’t tell me what to do! That’s fendi facts!
by Fendi Fact November 21, 2018
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When your Facebook is full of a bunch of random friends, you lose control of who sees your information.....so you have to create a new Facebook account where in which you only add your "real friends."
Suzie Q. realized her boss was a friend on her Facebook account, so she couldn't put anything fun up so as not to dis-impress her boss. So, she became one of many to join the new trend of partaking in Facebook's Witness Relocation Program and made a new Facebook and put up all of her crazy pictures and only added her "real friends."
by Train, L July 1, 2009
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