Funniest person to ever fucking exist

Dudes named Evan

“Evan is the funniest person to ever fucking exist”

by fallguysfan101 July 19, 2022

the most scary thing ever

boo

Person: im gonna do the most scary thing ever
Person 2: lalalalllalallala
Person: boo
Person 2: AHH!! dont do that it is the most scary thing ever

by bubblingtea May 23, 2025

ever won't

Won't ever backwards. Used in Yoda language, is a real thing.

"That's alright, we just EVER WON'T say his name again, we'll only call him Volcano Boy"

by everwon't.com April 29, 2019

Ever won't

Ever won't is a backwards form of saying won't ever, but for dumb people. This is a thing now because Ruthie made a typo.

"That's alright, we just EVER WON'T say his name again, we'll only call him Volcano boy."

by everwon't.com April 29, 2019

Best couple ever

Best couple ever

We would make the best couple ever

by October 19, 2020

Ever

The most handsom boy you’ll ever see. Also has the biggest dick.

Son: Who’s Ever?
Mom: “The boy with the biggest dick i’ve seen”

by K1llua Zolydyc February 24, 2021

Evers

A depressed ginger but we love him as a friend.

Guy: hey Evers

Ginger: I’m not a robot

by Balderanus48 October 07, 2019