Ethan

Is the type of guy that is not sweet hearted and has lots of acne. This type of guy is all talk and is a pussy.

Stop being an Ethan and fight me

by Yuhutuguv November 11, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a boy that always flirts. He will randomly go up to girls and say "hello" awkwardly but acts like he's gay when talking to other people. He always sleeps in Chinq and Chinq history lessons , never stand up to greet the teacher and gets in trouble a lot. He is also the weird kid in school. He is a big retard who likes to play with an imaginary gaming device which is actually the cover of his stationary box. His emotions always look fake and says sorry in inappropriate situations. He gets suspiciously high grades that everyone thinks he's cheating which he probably is. Whenever he loses something, he always blames it on others. He is a very narcissistic person and thinks he's the best when he's not. Nobody likes Ethan.

Ethan is flirting again, how annoying!

Let's tell the teacher that Ethan is sleeping in class again, he'll be in so much trouble!

by OofBoi2718 November 8, 2018

Ethan

Small Penis and Very Insecure

Oh wow he is a Ethan

by Nitrozitty February 3, 2020

ethan

bitch that tries to steal yo girl

whos that pussy flirting with my girl? ethan.

by ilovefrozendinners123 July 17, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a big solid unit that would bang ozzy toe, Brad and kenzie. He is so cool. Any one steps to him he would bang them. He has a wap

Ethan is also in mission impossible

by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018

Ethan

hes like my pet rat ugly and fat but has sexy toes of man if i could get a day with his toes ill take it any day cmon we all love his toes.......especially his kids

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

Ethan

The act of laying on a couch for multiple hours with a laptop laying on your belly and munching on a bag of generic chips, all while in a catatonic state.

"Hey bro, have you heard of Ethaning?"

"Nah, what it is it?"

"Well to Ethan is like Tebowing, but for stoners."

by DougsForDays August 14, 2014