Evan

The $exie$t man alive

Person: hey, Evan, you're stupid
Evan: no, im the $exie$t man alive!

by stuff and stuffffff May 5, 2013

Evangelical

A group of Christian hypocrites; calling themselves Godly, but doing everything that all sinners do, and then some. It's easy to become one. Say a short prayer asking Jesus to come into your heart, then go back to doing all the crap you did before...because as an Evangelical, it doesn't count. Just say another short prayer, and all is forgiven. You must give 10% of your earnings, because the pastor and his family need Mercedes, vacation homes, 10 kt cocktail rings, yachts, and hair implants, breast implants, and weekly spray tans. I believe all of these provisions are spoken of in Leviticus. Evangelicals are exactly what Jesus would be applauding if He were alive.

That evangelical just stole my grandma's 401k.

by Toorealfromkansas November 16, 2017

Eagan

A southern suburb of St Paul, MN. Home of numerous bad employers with high turnover, especially along Pilot Knob Road. The noisy, nearby airport keeps rents low in the business parks, attracting less than desirable employers. An employment ghetto.

Job searcher: This recruiter wants to send me to a job in Eagan. Don't know if I should take it.

Wise friend: Don't walk away. RUN! Those places are revolving doors.

by k.f.e. August 16, 2009

Ervant

Basically the best person you will ever meet. That is, of course, if he is so unimpressed by you that he will never acknowledge your existence. Like a norwegian, but he doesn´t kill baby whales. Great all-around economist and renowned skeptic. Also, greatest boyfriend.Ever.

Look! Is that a Norwegian? No, he is much better looking; he must be Ervant.

by zebrasinchess February 5, 2010

Evan

A Fuck Boi

That guy is such an Evan

by urmomdatboi May 25, 2017

evan campbell

Someone who is beyond compare. So cool and is hot as hell. It also defines someone who is a savage.

He is so cool, he must be an Evan Campbell

by Ianthebest6040234 June 29, 2017

evan

A man who you Want to have. Kind, loving, beautiful,and hansome. A person you want to start a family with. Some one you want to be friends with. The one you want to love for the rest of your life.

Evan: a man you want to love and care for.

by The_One_And_ Only_Panda_Lover October 8, 2017