dutch crunch

During the act of performing a rim job, the recipient delivers a wet fart into the face of the rimmer, bespackelling his/her face with colourful decorations of wet-fart seepage.

Last night, Todd was giving Craig a rim job but Craig surprised him with a Dutch Crunch. "Nice."

by Dr. Crunch November 23, 2006

Dutch Blindfold

Male on top 69, cover woman's eyes with testicles, "blindfold" her.

Jenna never saw the carrot headed for her ass, in fact she couldn't see a thing, TT had applied such a thorough "dutch blindfold"

by Hairy Almeja April 3, 2009

dutch router

you grasp your penis with your hand whilst letting another man move your arm up and down in a masturbating motion.

while this will increase awkwardness and homosexuality between both men involved, it will decrease soreness in the whole of your right arm and the chances of you ever wanting to do it again

man 1: would you like a dutch router?

man 2: no, that's gay.

man 1: no, i never touch or look at your penis, so no one is gay.

man 2: well if you put it that way, then yes. and my arm won't get tired!

man 1: yay!

man 2: fag...

by the jamo February 15, 2010

Dutch Bitchslap

Identical to the dutch hand grenade with the following additional action: once the foul air biscuit is released, the other hand follows through with a slapping motion in order to violently waft the putrescent aroma into the snout of the deserving victim.

When my woman told me she was cheating on me with the mailman, I gave that dirty whore a Dutch Bitchslap.

by Shitler88 November 21, 2009

Dutch Plunger

When a man tries to push another man's cock out of his ass with a fart and fails to do so.

I tried to push John out of my ass last night when he came. He was stuck in there like a dutch plunger.

by Alphaomega84 December 12, 2010

dutch oven

A large, lidded cast-iron pot with a fold-away, bail handle. Originally, the dutch oven was used as just that, a bread oven. In the days when most families lacked modern stoves, and depended on the fire-place hearth for their cooking, a dutch oven could be filled with bread dough, lidded and buried in hot embers in order to bake the bread. Nowdays, the dutch oven is usually placed atop the stove to cook beans and stews, though sometimes it is still used in a conventional oven to cook bread loaves and baked beans. In rare instances, a cast-iron dutch oven can double as a deep-fryer.

In some areas, the dutch oven is referred to as a "dutchie." This is claimed by the surviving members of Musical Youth as the "dutchie" in the lyric: "pass the dutchie from the left-hand side." from their one hit song. It is of course now believed that the word in the song was changed from "cutchie," a Jamaican slang term for a kind of marijuana.

I cooked a dutch oven full of lentil soup, a pot of saffron rice and even baked a loaf of crispy bread. I am a good cook, no?

by Alan June 4, 2004

Dutch Waffle

When, while wearing a kilt, a white girl gives you head. Before you become sexually satisfied you stuff a cold eggo waffle down her throat wrapped around your penis and ejaculate. Then you pour in syrup in her vagina and, with the waffle now relatively warm and soggy, you have vaginal sex over and over again. Once you are done flogging her, you proceed to play the bagpipes in celebration.

William: Hey baby, I got my kilt, waffle, syrup, and bagpipe all ready. You wanna have a dutch waffle at my place tonight.

Betty: Hell yeah. I am half Dutch after all.

by Laphanda January 16, 2010