Pass the doink

a phrase typically used by F-ukai in DDDR, for asking someone to give them something they can smoke.

-Give me the vape
-You forgot the magic words
-Ow, pass the doink

by King Yeeticus IV October 6, 2018

what are you doing Naruto

A term used by Hinata Huga exactly nine months before naruto was born

what are you doing Naruto - kun (roundabout starts playing)

by Vector X3 November 9, 2020

helo wat r doin

The sexiest thing anyone can ever type to you. Will give you an instant boner and make you fall in love.

“helo wat r doin”
“marry me”

by graceschwabfanclub October 13, 2020

what are you doing step ladder

Sexualizing step ladders.

What are you doing step ladder? Stuck in the washing machine like that.

by WetRacoon May 13, 2021

Doing Laundry

Definition 1: To wash dirty clothes in order to wear them again

Definition 2: Code name for jacking off

Def. 1: Man! all my good shirts are dirty! looks like im gonna spend the day doing laundry.

Def. 2: I don't want anybody to come over tonight, my girlfriend just blue-balled me, and it looks like im spending the night doing laundry....again

by Sublime300 June 19, 2008

Doing a Matt

Being a geek
Trainspotting
Bereft of having a relationship with anyone else other than himself
a virgin

Matt is starring in the sequel to 40 year old virgin
its called "55 and still can't get some"

man you love computers as much you're doing a matt

A matt finish -- looking, dressing and talking just like a geek

by mingymoo September 1, 2006

Doing the L

1. Term used to describe a routinely bad lay. Coined from the observance of a friend with a bad girlfriend who he is unable to break up with and unconciously bangs on a cyclic basis.

2. When sex becomes a choir and not a pleasure

Dude where is Jman? I thought we were going to go the that party.

Nah he is out doing the L with his girfriend Laura.

by kabman January 17, 2009