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donalding

v. Boldly stating that your lie was a part of a complex scheme to demonstrate how gullible the press, and the public can be.

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Hey bro! Nice soccer game! I guess your tweet last week about sharks devouring your legs was just a lie.

No. I was donalding, and you and the rest were naive enough to believe it. Fools!

No one believed it man. You were in Idaho all week. Pretty sharkless. And CNN had film of you teaching tap dancing.

Fake news! Liars! Gullible fact-tramps.
by gnostic3 June 25, 2017
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donaldo dies caniculares

/donaldo•dee-ess•khanee•cue lar es/
noun: informal

1. A period of nationwide political and economic stagnation, lethargy, inactivity, decline, and moral turpitude brought on by inadequate political leadership.

2. A period of rising temperatures and sea levels often referred to by scientists as global warming, but currently denied to exist or blamed by the majority of US Republicans and some Far Right Activists on too many pot smokers in liberal states, or on the excessive use of hair salon blow dryers.
1. Mr Scaramucci may have been disappointed when he realized he couldn't take the heat of a donaldo dies caniculares, but he was utterly stunned to discover the cooling effect it would have beneath his sheets.

2. At first, Jeffe couldn't believe his people could grow this kind of pot in Lapland tundra, and it was all because of donaldo dies caniculares. Now, however, he was in the habit of passing out cigar sized joints with a smile and saying, "Here, Have a Donaldo Diaz!"
by PensiveQuills August 15, 2017
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Donalded

When you've been told a story that's been significantly boosted. Often the lies are outrageous, unrealistic and unnecessary.
"Jeff just claimed the coach said he'd be starting this year even though he still can't catch a ball"
"Bro u just got Donalded"
by Cl0utl0rd September 15, 2017
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Donaldy

The Donaldy was first introduced by Donaldo of Romford, Essex. The Donaldy is a technique of spliff rolling that incorporates both loose tobacco and cannabis.Mixed either by hand or a grinder then rolled extremely tightly by hand, the produce, a perfect Donaldy.
I'm running low on that weed ima need to roll a quick Donaldy.
This Donaldy is the bomb!
by sabmiester October 16, 2017
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Donald Trump

A mythical creature known for it's Orange skin and it's grandiose sense of self. Only known residence is the white house, but probably also lives in womens locker rooms. If you see a Donald Trump in the Wild, run before it grabs you by the pussy With it's tiny, tiny hands.
"Yeah you heard about that New species?"
"Yea, the Donald Trump?"
by ChickenNuggetNoodle December 3, 2017
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Donald McLeod

A Donald McLeod is usually a really cool guy who was loads of friends and gets all the girls. Typically has a huge cock.
Man I wish I was Donald McLeod
by madman987 January 9, 2018
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Donald Trump

"Oh, se my Donald Trump!"
by LOLLER MIG January 29, 2018
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