Soft dogging

Banging a chick without a boner.

I was soft dogging your mom in the ass earlier.

by Analsofty July 12, 2014

Dog digger

Similar to a gold digger,

A dog digger is someone who goes out with you for your dog(s).

Guy 1: What happen between you and Felecia?
Guy 2: I loved her, she only loved my dogs, so I said “bye Felecia” and set that dog digger back to her dog house.

by DeathToTheBourgeoisie239 May 28, 2018

diddle the dog

Often used sarcastically, a reference to endeavoring to pleasure your canine in a sexual manner.

My dad used to lament, when he’d struck out with any available females, that he would instead “just go home and diddle the dog” for some fun.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

dog monster

a very unattractive individual or an instance in which what happens or will be happening is not fun.

Joey got a new haircut, and he looks like an absolute dog monster.

by HIYAkids46 November 8, 2020

ranch dog

A sketchy looking female of questionable sanity.

Inspried by the dogs that inhabit the ranches of Mexico. Not exactly pets, they have to fend for themselves and end up a bit mangy and skittish, especially around humans.

That chick is a total ranch dog.

by Le Singe June 1, 2006

the dog's philosophy

A way of seeing life that wryly asserts: If you can't eat it or fuck it, then piss on it.

The dog's philosophy has inspired in many what appears to be an affinity for canine behavior.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2017

walter the dog

walter the iconic dog of all and reins superior
do not mess with this absolute unit

did you hear when walter the dog said hello MIKE

by michealrosen April 16, 2020