Urban Dictionary

A site used mainly by pre-pubescent delinquents living in their grandparents' basement to anonymously vent their racism, sexism and homophobia. 90% of the words defined on Urban Dictionary are either incorrectly defined, extremely vulgar, or, usually, nonexistent. Do not look up your name on this website if you'd like to preserve your innocence and/or sanity.

Kid: Hey, have you heard of Urban Dictionary?
Other Kid: Yeah, I used it to write a paper once and my teacher went into conniptions.

by Donald Trump's Head Squirrel January 17, 2017

Urban dictionary

A place where everything is somehow sexual

don’t look up anything on urban dictionary if you don’t have a dark sense of humor or you’ll regret it

by The Sussiest Baka March 7, 2021

urban dictionary

i dont even know anymore

what is urban dictionary

by Memememebymeme March 16, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A place where all you'll find is made up sex moves, sex positions and anything to do with sex. And then all the other definitions no one reads.

Guy 1: Did you read urban dictionary last night?

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: Your girl said you tried to pull a charizard last night...yeah.

Guy 2: ...shut up.

by Someone had to do it January 26, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A website much like Wikipedia, with fewer paragraphs, but more words...

Person 1: Have you seen the internet lately?
Person 2: I know! It's been so Urban Dictionary!

by Word-o-maniakkk November 30, 2018

Urban Dictionary

Weird

Urban Dictionary is weird

by Urban Dictionary is weird January 6, 2021

urban dictionary

my lord and saviour

my friends use weird slang all the time this site has saved me from embarrassment

my gf: ur gonna make me act up
me who has no idea about any slang: hol up let me check this on urban dictionary
me: omg u flatter me

by mikasackermann February 7, 2021