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Instagram Depression

a faux state of depression made to portray the false depressive as relatable or idyllic.
Person 1: Do you follow alcohoel on Instagram?
Person 2: Nah, she's got Instagram Depression.
by DrawingIsForNerdos July 2, 2018
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depression X

The sickness caused by living sandwiched in perpetual fear first created by the boomers and now them and their millennial spoiled brat kids crying the world is over since start of life . Also starting to effect Gen Z who also have been given no reason not to party like it just doesn't matter.
First it was the threat of nukes killing us and now the have to hear the same never ending crap about the environment from the same people and their kids as well, I hope my depression X doesn't get as bad as Kurt's or I'll end up chewing on a shot gun too.
by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020
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Depression Barbie

When Stereotypical Barbie (Margot Robbie) goes through an existential crisis after asking the other Barbies if they ever thought about dying. Later on, Stereotypical Barbie started to cry, and then a "Depression Barbie" commercial plays.
My mom: What do you want for your 17th birthday?
Me: I would like a depression Barbie because I could totally relate to her. If only they existed
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Depression good

If you shared how you truly are, the person you’re speaking to would be horrified; but in comparison to other days living as a depressed person, you’re doing better than usual.
Mom: How are you doing?

You: I haven’t cleaned my room in over a year, showered in 4 days, and I’ve had a student loan bill under my pillow for 2.5 months; but I took my meds, went to work, and mowed the lawn today, so I think I’m depression good.

Mom: Clean your room!
by nick wiley September 23, 2020
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Doggie Depression

What happens to dogs, who don't like their names.
Maria the Chihuahua: What's the matter with Taco he seems so down all of the time.
Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression.

Maria: Why?
Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.
by Bullshitzer June 23, 2010
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DM Depression

DM Depression is a condition that you gain when everyone is too busy for a session, and constantly canceling and rescheduling last minute. Symptoms may include: sadness, pessimism, loss of passion, and a desire to just give up on your story.
Player 1: sorry, I’m too busy again, can we reschedule to next week?
DM: sure…
Player 2: are you okay?
DM: I’m just going through some DM Depression
by Ididurmoms June 3, 2023
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X Depressed

The true act of expressing “fake depression” or being depressed over hearing a sad song.

(Mainly based off the rapper XXXTentacion)
#LLJ
Justin: “ Where has Devon been? He’s been very quiet lately.”
Tyler: “I’m guessing he’s probably X Depressed”

Literally after XXXTentacion died everyone went into a sense of depression (no hate or whatever) and listening to all his sad songs (or other sad songs by other artists)
by seanon July 18, 2019
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