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Daily Mail

1.) The Fearmonger's Bible.
2.) A paper for Middle Class, Middle Aged, Middle Englanders' wives.
3.) Where bad journalists go to get paid employment.
4.) Not a tabloid, honest.
1.) "Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
2.) "My word, dear. Britain appears to be overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
3.) "I have no journalistic integrity whatsoever, so I'll state that Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
4.) "We state the Truth, such as 'Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer...', which you won't see in The Sun."
Daily Mail by OD Smith April 8, 2005

dairy hangers 

Massive floppy fat tits on a fat middle-aged woman.
That old slag loves blokes looking at her Dairy Hangers
dairy hangers by Emma_bites February 13, 2007

Fix or Repair Daily 

A derogatory phrase regarding the ailing American car company Ford, in which the word compacted into an acronym spells, yes, Ford.
Ford stands for Fix or Repair Daily.

dailyvegetar34 

dailyvegetar34 is a tiktok content creator who would post slideshows and capcut templates with a specific picture of vegeta rule34 everyday. though this person has become interested in other media, they still are dedicated to posting the daily vegeta rule34.
“yo dude, did you just see dailyvegetar34’s new post??”
“is it cropped porn of vegeta again?”
“…yeah…”

hipster daily 

Daily newspaper whose main audience are hipsters, students and other middle-class pseudo-intellectuals. Usually "liberal" in the sense of pseudo-left and fashion-left. Writers often try smugly to appear witty and clever. Regularly with product placement for "rebell fashion" like Apple.

Basically any developed country has a hipster daily which are usually referred as "quality newspaper".
Choose the hipster daily of your nation:
The New York Times (US), The Guardian (UK), Le Monde (FR), El País (ES), Suddeutsche Zeitung (GER), Der Standard (AUT), Gazeta Wyborcza (POL), Radikal (TUR) and so on...
hipster daily by yo_cats November 17, 2012

mai chans daily life 

A fucked up manga that involves a girl named mai chan getting sexually abused in various ways and is immortal the manga is infamous for it's ending in which mai chan gets pregnant, gives birth and a man grabs the infant and puts it into a blender and blends it.
Eduardo:hey vincent you read mai chans daily life before?
vincent:yes it's very fucked up