dressel

one drinks more than occasionally and to the extent of returning intoxicated. Also known as one who may inadvertantly get human waste in odd places such as shower heads. Dressel may be interpreted as #1 or #2. This definition explains #1.

Damn he is fucked up like a dressel.
Dressel has been passed out for hours!

by 607B fo sho April 13, 2005

best-dressed syndrome

The obsession to always be perfectly dressed for the occasion. This syndrome usually afflicts recipients of the "best-dressed" award in high school yearbooks. People with this problem will feel the need to change clothes multiple times in a day, and even design an elaborate outfit just for hanging out with friends. The afflicted will also put-down others like sport.

Why is Colby taking so long to get ready? We're only going to Shalimar India...

I dunno, I guess he has best-dressed syndrome.

by The G00se August 6, 2010

Dresden, Ohio

A town filled with old ladies looking for baskets and deals that stare when you drive by and have no idea how to use a crosswalk. This brings about the points game.

Why would we go to Dresden, Ohio? I don't want a basket or an old lady staring at me.

by hueyc November 26, 2010

Dessie

Dessie small short girl who loves to be independent and dose things on her own will.

Dessie's can be crazy in there own ways

by Rkekemeniendkendnmdndkd December 29, 2018

Dessery

awesome girl who is always laughing and smiling.

she usually makes a lot of new friends.

dessery is like a desired friend everyone wants to have in their life.

by osnapitzdee June 1, 2011

dressing the salad

What you accomplish when you toss the salad after letting him release in your mouth. See tossing the salad.

Person A: "So, after he came in my mouth he asked me to toss his salad."
Person B: "Oh, so he wasn't satisfied with a straight out ass lick. He wanted his spunk spread around his own trunk. Let me tell you sweetie, you were dressing the salad"

by r.c.586 June 2, 2009

Dless

The word used for someone who lacks the male genetilia.
It can also be used as a euphemism for insults too harsh to use.

I heard George got caught cheating on a test. He's so dless.

by Supergodivan July 3, 2020