discordian

when you are a discordian, you spend your life on discord. you dont know anything from the outside world.

discordian: hey wanna edate?

souljaboyfan123: nah bruh im not a discordian lmaooo

by inda305 June 30, 2020

Disqus

A comment system which supposedly lets you use google,yahoo,or even facebook login to comment on random news or hot topic websites. its basically like an easy way to comment on a few popular websites, but without having to signup and make an account because it uses google,yahoo,fb accounts instead as the login.

the problem is more than half the time, once you click yahoo, or facebook and then login, it just gives you a loop of asking you to login again. over, and over, and over.

I am pretty sure disqus now just wants to gather as much logins you use, then in the future they are going to sell the info related to everyone for big money OR they are going to have a "security leak" like visa and paypal have every now and then. its not actually a leak, they left it open so they could sell your personal information and make money I would bet.

disqus never works more than half the time, please just fix it disqus, wow. i work in IT and disqus definitely does not work sometimes. F U to all lazy website admins who are too lazy to use a better comment system on their website!

Oh, cool I can login using my FB account to make a comment!

*enters email*
*enters password*

ERROR: PLEASE LOGIN USING DISQUS

*enters email*
*enters password*

ERROR: PLEASE DISABLE YOUR POPUP BLOCKER TO USE DISQUS!

*disables popup blocker completely 100%*

*enters email* (AGAIN)
*enters password* (again)

ERROR: PLEASE LOGIN USING DISQUS

(repeat)

ERROR: PLEASE LOGIN USING DISQUS

.............OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! FUQ DISQUS!

by Dodger420 June 11, 2011

Salt My Dish, Bartender

Hey CUNT! Bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, CUNt

Hey fag come salt my dish, bartender

Usually used to get your point across, or as an insult

by Memein April 18, 2017

aol disc

A round, shiny object. This object contains the required files to get you into Hell. After downloading said files, you will be forced to pay to browse the web at slow speeds. After initial use, these discs become utterly useless due to their abundance. They can be used as weapons, tools, support for chairs, etc.

Guy1: Dude, I just installed AOL. What do I do with the disc?
Guy2: Pull!

Guy1: I just installed AOL, here, take my disc.
Guy2: AOL DISC FIGHT!

by J. Spearin March 21, 2007

dispair

The feeling you get when you realize that all the noobs here misspelled "despair"

I facepalmed when I read the urban dictionary definition of "dispair"

by humanityisdoomed March 22, 2009

Diss

A slang for disrespect, or a comeback when someone says something mean.

Example 1:

Person 1: You're a cunt
Person 2: Don't diss me

Example 2:

Person 1: My dick is bigger than your future
Person 2: Then I aint got no future

by #Rekt m9 June 2, 2016

Disgrace To Canada

Two Words: Justin Bieber

"Oh my god, I can't believe Justin Bieber came from Canada! He's a disgrace to Canada!"

by Lucia Tenebrae December 16, 2011