Incompetent and/or oblivious moron of a driver who is prone to crashing vehicles into walls, backing into cement traffic-barriers, taking out road-signs, knocking over lamp-posts, denting other parked cars, flattening potted plants, squashing trash-cans, etc.
"Helpful" neighborhood kid: Want me to move your car for you"
You: No thank you, Captain Crunch. I see all the dents you've already put in your own car!
You: No thank you, Captain Crunch. I see all the dents you've already put in your own car!
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Generally a female who finds herself doing stupid things. Her jokes and her actions are very outdated.
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