Crying in the Club 

Means you’re getting sad or upset somewhere you should generally be happy, like the club

He’s got me crying in the club right now

Crying in the Club by orcngesoda November 22, 2018

JO crystal

a magic crystal that charges up and glows when two or more bros jack off together.

Dude the other night at the lake me and my bros formed a circle around the fire and just fuckin jacked off together for like four hours. It was crazy. All of our JO crystals started glowing and the woodland creatures were howling and coming up to the fire and shit.

JO crystal by ChesterChester69 October 15, 2013

crystelle 

Crystelle is a loyal woman. She is kind but if you test her or annoy her she will be pressed. Crystelle can be silly and she can sometimes be sensitive. She is very anti-social but she can make you laugh all the time. When you are down Crystelle will be there to cheer you up and make you laugh. Crystelle is pretty and has a great personality. If you ever do something to hurt her she will never forgive you. Crystelle does not like hoes, thots, and homie hoppers. If you ever become friends with a Crystelle make sure to never let go of that person because you will regret letting go.

Crystelle is a great person and you should never let go over her

crystelle by Crystelle June 11, 2019

cryogenically frozen 

Slang for "dead".

Bob flunked science class. He's gonna be cryogenically frozen when his dad finds out!

cryogenically frozen by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017

Cryptard 

An asshole so consumed by cryptocurrency mining, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.

Man, that dude is such a cryptard, that is all he ever talks about!

Cryptard by Klaatu9898 February 6, 2018

Cryaotic 

Cryaotic (or Cry for short) is one of the sexiest men alive. His YouTube channel (ChaoticMonki) currently has 200,146 subscribers. He first started YouTube gaming in 2007, his first video uploaded on August 28. That day is a special day.. is it the day a legend was born. But the one thing that makes this sexy man beast special is that he doesn't show his face, only is heavenly voice. He wishes to remain anonymous and only go by the name Cry by his fan base. He has yet to show his true identity but that's what makes him as amazing as he is. He is also well known for his cartoon drawing of a figure known as the 'Sup' guy. Oh, and he loves tit's.

Friend: Who is Cryaotic?

Fan: *GASP* WHO IS CRY? HE ONLY THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER!

Cryaotic by MaggieMae135 October 9, 2012

Cryptaxkcdization 

The ability to fit an XKCD to every situation, and Google out the link to it in a few seconds.

"So Alice encrypts her message and sends it to Bob..."
"You mean like xkcd.com/177/ ?"
"Ha, Cryptaxkcdization!"

***

Her status message was

"I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems"

and I immediately thought of xkcd.com/162/

Cryptaxkcdization by TelepathicTwins April 11, 2010