crystelle 

Crystelle is a loyal woman. She is kind but if you test her or annoy her she will be pressed. Crystelle can be silly and she can sometimes be sensitive. She is very anti-social but she can make you laugh all the time. When you are down Crystelle will be there to cheer you up and make you laugh. Crystelle is pretty and has a great personality. If you ever do something to hurt her she will never forgive you. Crystelle does not like hoes, thots, and homie hoppers. If you ever become friends with a Crystelle make sure to never let go of that person because you will regret letting go.

Crystelle is a great person and you should never let go over her

crystelle by Crystelle June 11, 2019

cryogenically frozen 

Slang for "dead".

Bob flunked science class. He's gonna be cryogenically frozen when his dad finds out!

cryogenically frozen by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017

Cryptard 

An asshole so consumed by cryptocurrency mining, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.

Man, that dude is such a cryptard, that is all he ever talks about!

Cryptard by Klaatu9898 February 6, 2018

Cryaotic 

Cryaotic (or Cry for short) is one of the sexiest men alive. His YouTube channel (ChaoticMonki) currently has 200,146 subscribers. He first started YouTube gaming in 2007, his first video uploaded on August 28. That day is a special day.. is it the day a legend was born. But the one thing that makes this sexy man beast special is that he doesn't show his face, only is heavenly voice. He wishes to remain anonymous and only go by the name Cry by his fan base. He has yet to show his true identity but that's what makes him as amazing as he is. He is also well known for his cartoon drawing of a figure known as the 'Sup' guy. Oh, and he loves tit's.

Friend: Who is Cryaotic?

Fan: *GASP* WHO IS CRY? HE ONLY THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER!

Cryaotic by MaggieMae135 October 9, 2012

Cryptaxkcdization 

The ability to fit an XKCD to every situation, and Google out the link to it in a few seconds.

"So Alice encrypts her message and sends it to Bob..."
"You mean like xkcd.com/177/ ?"
"Ha, Cryptaxkcdization!"

***

Her status message was

"I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems"

and I immediately thought of xkcd.com/162/

Cryptaxkcdization by TelepathicTwins April 11, 2010

Cryoturd

Frozen fecal material, preferably one large log, and used for nefarious purposes.

Bob jammed a cryoturd into the vehicle's tailpipe and thought to himself "Revenge is a turd served cold and then rapidly reheated".

Cryoturd by Coraline Mae September 26, 2012

Crystal Pepsi 

A now extinct beverage offered by the pepsi corporation in the early 90's that was delicious. Came in flavors of regular, diet and citrus.

Crystal Pepsi - where did we go wrong???

Crystal Pepsi by JenThe80'sFan October 18, 2003