crusty joe

The dried up shit that is left in your pantaloons

hey ma, i told you to get the cursty joes outta mah pants!

by Keenan April 16, 2004

crusty

A Very old woman who hasnt got any in like 30 years

yo mama or girl friend

by h May 12, 2004

crusty jugaller

When a women licks crusty jiz off a mans balls.

Dude that chick totally just gave a crusty jugaller.

by NickEremias April 8, 2008

Crusty

an adjective to negatively describe something in place of a swear like dumb ass or something along those lines

Damn jimmy your so crusty.
Wow i swear frankie is the definition of crust.

by JonDaDon July 16, 2010

crusty porcupine

when a male homo-sapian rubs his sexual organ (the disco stick) causing seminal fluids to flow through his semenal vessels which leaves him ejaculating all over his dreadlock-like pubic hair and dosn't "clean up his mess" the semen then hardens to form a frosty and flaky-like coating over his pubic hair and creating what is known as a crusty porcupine.

joseph was watching darius his partner bend over in a too-too and then joe jerked off causing him to cum, he then fell asleep and the next morning he woke up to an early christmas suprise; the crusty porcupine.

by creepy grandad from sector E May 3, 2011

purple crusty eye

where one puts their penis between two breasts and humps until they ejaculate into they of the the giver of the titty fuck (only works if you have a purple penis head)

argflargaflerg its a sex move called the purple crusty eye

by gingersdonthavesouls4 September 15, 2010

crusty

a guy who is crusty. someone who is dirty looking, someone that you would not talk to.

"unh uhh girl that boy is crusty. i just wanna hit him with some body spray."

by litwiinka January 10, 2008