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toothpaste crush

That person who you have a tiny crush on that you can't get rid of.

Similar to the remaining toothpaste in the toothpaste tube: you can't push out the remaining toothpaste because there is so little left, just like how you can't stop liking this person because it's such a small crush.

There will always be some toothpaste left in the tube, no matter how hard you try.
"Have you met Alex? He's so funny."
"I know right, he's my toothpaste crush!"
by danniiscool March 20, 2013
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school crush

a crush who you don’t speak to but obsess over at school from afar
do you like nick?”

“no he’s just a school crush!”
by LockerGirl69 September 13, 2021
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strawberry crush

The type of crush that is established over a substantial amount of time, when your crush is THE person you like at that moment; the one you always list in a game of MASH or confess your like to in a game of truth or dare.
Sarah must have a strawberry crush on Tom Bradley because I saw that she made his picture the screensaver on her laptop.
by sbhasacrush June 19, 2010
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teen crush

the feeling you get when your in high school and notice the opposite sex. You get butterflies in you stomach and feel that you two should belong together.
I have a teen crush on Billy from my English class :
by Amanda Pereira December 22, 2007
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Porn Crush

Simply, a crush on a porn star. Just like having a crush on Brad Pitt, one can have a Porn Crush on any porn star, from Amateur to Professional, from Brent Corrigan to Jenna Jameson.
(The Porn Crush is generally considered non-creepy. Porn Star Obsession is a different thing completely.)
"Man, I've got such a Porn Crush on Jenna Jameson - I have all of her stuff!"

"I would date Chase McKenzie, I have a total Porn Crush on him."
by isthiscanon April 9, 2009
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crushing soldiers

The completion of a guy masturbating and then wiping his little soldiers on a napkin, tissue, sock, etc.
I'll call ya when I'm done crushing soldiers.
by tomjonesbeotch July 6, 2010
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pedo-crushing

to have a crush on a younger person, or a person that might not be that young, but looks young. Can be used in any verb tense, for pedo-crushing has been happening for centuries, is happening at this very moment, and will live through to eternity.
I was totally pedo-crushing on my friend's picture from High School
by Cradle-robber March 19, 2010
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