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Laundry creeper 

That dude that hangs out in the laundry while his clothes cycle from wash to dry.

From start to finish for about an hour or two he is found in the laundry mat. Whilst the ladies come and go to their apartment the dude is there.
I don’t wanna go back to the laundry room for a while. That laundry creeper is there. He can tell I ain’t wearing panties.
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Carhart Creeper 

When you fart inside a pair of Carhart bibs and it creeps up the front and hits you right in the face.
Farted in my bibs this morning. Gave myself a Carhart Creeper.
Carhart Creeper by Snowman50522 November 10, 2018

Crotch creeper 

When the fart creeps up your crotch leaving an unpleasant feeling as it escapes through the vagina lips.
Damn Ashley, I just had a crotch creeper. It was so gross.
Crotch creeper by SamandAsh November 3, 2019

Chat-creeper 

A chat-creeper is someone who starts online dms or convos with you when you’re trying to play a game, etc. They usually start out with small talk & minor questions but if you actually interact with them, they get flirty & thirsty. If you ignore them, they don’t quit but instead will get all butt-hurt & keep asking you why you’re ignoring them. Both these scenarios usually end with them insulting you & you blocking them.
Friend 1: “I can’t even play Words With Friends without some chat-creeper trying to hit on me.”

Friend 2: “Yeah, I get those all the time on Tinder. Why can’t they get a fucking clue?”
Chat-creeper by Zozothecat January 1, 2020

Coltons creeper 

When you fist a large girl with both arms then eventually crawl inside them. Someone will alert the authorities but you tell them to back off cause you ain't done with the bitch yet! Then proceed to root around till the job is done.
Man, I did a Coltons creeper on a chick last night and I ruined the inside of my buddy's minivan.
Coltons creeper by Scooterfudge October 4, 2021

Group text creeper 

Someone who is included in a group text but only watches what everyone else says. They never speak to the group only lurk in the shadows and observe.
You ever notice when we’re in group chat how John never contributes anything to the conversation? He’s such a group text creeper!
Group text creeper by Bronson81795 November 9, 2017

Dad-or-Creeper 

A game where you and your friends spot a “couple” with an age gap and try to guess whether that hottie chick is with her dad or dating a creepy older man.
Jill: Dad-or-Creeper?

Jack: Creeper
(pause)
Jill: Eww that PDA was truly vomitous, but score another point for you.
Dad-or-Creeper by Lobo1492 August 2, 2020