Counter Creeper

That one guy or girl that is always sitting at the counter at your local bar or diner, is a counter creeper.

Me: So that dude Jim asked me out.
Him: He asks everyone out, he's a counter creeper.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 5, 2018

Creepy Creampie

When 4 guys ejaculate in a woman while she’s on her period

Me and my friends totally Creepy Creampied my mom yesterday

by BauniHernandez October 16, 2018

Continental Creeper

Someone who isn’t a guest at a hotel that just goes for the “free” continental breakfast

I know a girl named Jennifer who goes to hotels in the morning just for the free breakfast, what a continental creeper.

by Doctor Doug August 13, 2019

spaghetti creampie

First you would need to make a mold of your dick then you would wrap that mold in spaghetti and freeze it, next you take the mold out and put your penis inside the frozen spaghetti condom. After that you just start fucking and when the spaghetti is basically all the way de-thawed you cum through it creating a spaghetti creampie. Eating the spaghetti and doing a lady n the tramp type situation after wards is highly recommended but optional.

My first time in Italy I enjoyed a spaghetti creampie with one of the locals.

by creampocalypse September 14, 2019

country creeper

A country bumpkin who creeps in the yee-haw style. Often drives a lifted truck.

Country creepers are notorious for cutting their balls off and hanging them on their truck's hitch.

Individual: Last night a guy followed me home in his truck to ask for my number; what a country creeper.

by Greekling October 6, 2019

National Creampuff day

On September 5 you go around and use the code word “Creampuff” on a bunch of people. Hold their hand or flirt. If they are educated and don’t like you they will call you butter cup.

Me: it’s national Creampuff day
Me: hey Creampuff

Random: hey buttercup

by Ravenhood_kittie October 18, 2019

Double creep

When you have a long term girlfriend, but your out on a secret date with another woman, your creeping already, but you notice a girl while out on your secret date, and you do a number grab as she's at the bar, hopefully without your secret date noticing, you just preformed a double creep!

"was partying with a slut while the missus thought I was out with the lads, even managed to bag a number off another honey while said slut weren't looking, perfect double creep it was"

by Batmatscoop August 24, 2020