Batmatscoop's definitions

milfwich

A sexual encounter envolving sandwiching between two milfs

I got waisted and pulled two milfs last night, went back to mine and had a full blown milfwich till 4am

by Batmatscoop September 14, 2017

Double creep

When you have a long term girlfriend, but your out on a secret date with another woman, your creeping already, but you notice a girl while out on your secret date, and you do a number grab as she's at the bar, hopefully without your secret date noticing, you just preformed a double creep!

"was partying with a slut while the missus thought I was out with the lads, even managed to bag a number off another honey while said slut weren't looking, perfect double creep it was"

by Batmatscoop August 24, 2020