Handsome Cream

A combination of things that makes ones confidence rise, which in return produces swagger.

My fresh shape got me feeling myself, I got that handsome cream on today!

by Mr. Yeah September 6, 2009

Cream sandwich

The messy aftermath of anal sex, in which the result is jizz in the A, which resemble a cream sandwhich cookie

Damn i gave sally a big ol' cream sandwich and i was a hamerin dat shit and she took it like a bitch and moaned like a wildabeast

by Gladdis Jankins January 6, 2008

Ice Creamed

When a guy busts on a girl, any part, but mainly the chest or face.

"Hah. Yesterday I ice creamed that girl so bad after she sucked me up"

by DamnIt69 May 11, 2010

cream wizard

A known sexual predator or pedophile

He just got out of prison... He's a cream wizard.

by MoneyMay February 23, 2015

cream cakes

Take a warm cupcake (store-bought is fine, too, just microwave it). Cut it in half and stick your hard dick in between the two pieces. Then squeeze and stroke until you cum.

Last night, My parents went out so I cream caked

by Tok Kim April 17, 2004

cream slush

When a guy gets some ice from Mickey D’s, grinds it with his teeth, then goes down on a lady until she orgasms into his ice-filled mouth in which the male spits out the ice/cum mixture into her belly button, takes a straw and blows bubbles into it. From here he can either Spring Break ‘04 or Summer Popsicle

Shit it was so hot out yesterday, I wish Jazmine would have let me have a cream slush

by C nastii May 11, 2018

Cream Sleeves

Similar to the common practice of impregnating cows by inserting semen by hand, cream sleeves are the traditional method of shoving a fistful of cocaine into a partner's vaginal canal. Sure to be a pleasant experience for both involved in this loving act, the sleeve-ful member of the relationship allows the inserter to then suck or snort out the now (well-churned) concoction.

Rhonda sure got me going with that dirty cream sleeve concoction.

Cream sleeves are to be performed with caution.

by Grundel Monster January 24, 2012