captain chonk chonk

Captain Chonk Chonk is our lord and saviour. His immense power is enough to squash 69 coconuts at once.

"DID YOU JUST SEE CAPTAIN CHONK CHONK?!"

"YEAH! HE WAS SQUASHING 69 COCONUTS!"

by Chonky Boi 69 December 5, 2020

Cock conkers

Playing the traditional game of conkers but with your cocks.

Mark swung his massive Cock conker onto Paul's much smaller one! Hence cock conkers.

by Goldie 78 November 2, 2021

Doorway chonker

A cat who sits in awkward places.

I couldn't get into my house because my cat was being a doorway chonker

by VeeBEAN September 28, 2021

Hekkin CHONKER

A very hekkin big boi

He's a Hekkin CHONKER

by Orangewater4902 January 26, 2022

double chonked up on a tuesday

you're double chonked up on a tuesday

you're double chonked up on a tuesday my guy

by double chonker September 30, 2022

Rinko ChonKo Lonko

When you are the biggest bobo and gg and rae fan. You are automatically nifty and sturdy. Only cool people use this and if you are not cool or study and use it you will be out in a work camp where you clean up confetti for the rest of your life.

“Omg I wish I was so Rinko Chonko Lonko like her!”

by Bobo fan October 12, 2022

cooter conked

A more aggressive version of clam slamming

We warned him she liked it rough, he didn't believe us until he told us he got cooter conked!

by MissouriBound January 28, 2024