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collision course

Exactly what the title is trying to say to the target audience. A collision course that just happened to be one that most people had hoped never would have come. Possibly the worst blend of rock and rap since only one is truly accomplished well which is ironic because the more credible artist of the two that "blended" is Jay-Z.
MTV's Ultimate F*ck Ups first CD.
by Jenter-Senten January 18, 2005
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coolidity quotient

The measurement of a person's coolness. A quantifiable essence of hipness that can be factored and attributed to a subject person.
Howard Stern has a high "coolidity quotient", while Don Imus has a relatively low one by comparison.
by Obama Yo Mama August 29, 2006
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Collin

A person who is the most ugliest of them all, inside and out. His penis is the size of Ethan's divided by 50. His penis could be considered a clitoris, and Collin is mostly referred to as a lesbian and Collin is often used as an adjective to describe a small penis.
"Oh! Look at that Collin."
by The epiphany of Collin February 5, 2017
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Collin

An extremely gay individual. They are always ugly. Often has facial features compared to a teletubby. Also the weirdest person in the world
Speaker 1: do you see Collin?
Speaker 2: he is so gay
Speaker 3: he looks like a Fucking teletubby
by Baller50 February 14, 2015
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Collie

A rather abrasive young women with the smartest sense of humor. She loves puppies and occasionally draws strange things and puts them on the internet.
That Collie kid is somethin' else.
by omgkitties March 3, 2005
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spence grayson collins

spence grayson collins is the sweetest guy in the universe, he is the light of kari's life and always will be. he completely changed her outlook on life, made her happier than she could've ever imagined, helped her become confident and strong hearted. he is also adored, loved, cherished, needed and wanted, craved and yearned for. spence grayson collins is unimaginably handsome, hot, sexy, adorable, cute, over all an aesthetic pleasure. his personality is one you can spend the rest of your life with, he is very kind and compassionate. without him, there would not be happiness, peace, or harmony in the entire world. he is the balance of good that is so badly needed in this hate-filled planet.
spence grayson collins is my honeybunz (heheh), i will love him until the sands of time are completely emptied. i love you, suki. eternally
by scarykari November 5, 2008
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Collitis

A disease characterized by traits primarily portrayed by Ryan Collett. Characteristics include:
- Asian LG fetish
- No reciprocity in foreplay
- Cleaning phobia
- 30min showers
- Chicken Nuggets
- Caersar Salad
- Titleist hats
- Owns more sweaters than can be worn in a month
- Big head
- Would marry a TV
- Rediculously gullible and stubborn
- Non-spontaneous
- Self-perception as porn addict, then quiting for 2 weeks
- lazy
- Gym-slacking, gym-talker
Man that guy loves his LG's, he must have Collitis.

She didn't give him a BJ? That sounds like Collitis.

You eat moer Caesar salad than a person with Collitis
by Arkell December 9, 2008
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