Cock Fraud

The act of a man meeting girls on the internet and sending them photoshopped or otherwise altered pictures of their erect cock to impress the girl and make her want it.
Chris wanted to hook up with this girl so bad, he sent her a photoshopped picture of his cock but when he met the girl she laughed at him and said "Dude, you just committed Cock Fraud!"
by Yateball April 03, 2010
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Equatorial Cock

A tropical drink made from spiced rum, ginger and lime (banana and passion fruit variations are often promoted by the limp-wristed). Indigenous Caribbean tribesmen believed that drinking an Equatorial Cock was the gateway to cosmic blessing.
Holy Shit! Did you see the fish he caught after drinking an Equatorial Cock
by Slor July 25, 2012
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Cock Enter

Opposite of cock block ; One who helps to score sexually.
by Cockincounter September 23, 2009
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cock patch

The 'cock patch' is a prescription cessation device worn by sluts and self-loathing homos anxious to stop or cut back on their craving for cock. The cock patch is available in five prescription dosages depending on the severity of cock addiction present and/or whether the desire to 'weinie wean' oneself is total or partial.
'Tiffany was sucking so much cock, her family and friends finally staged an Intervention and more or less brainwashed her into going on the cock patch."
by Mo Dixley August 13, 2009
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Massive Cock

An extra-large penis that damages pussy upon insertion
The woman's vagina took eight stitches after being drilled by a massive cock.
by Adolfz November 20, 2010
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Cock Pulp

Another name for cum or ejaculate.
She was covered in the cock pulp of 6 men when I met her and knew that she was the one.
by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020
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cosmic cock

an extra-terrestrial dong that travels the universe searching for galactic fuckholes
Last week was going swell until I got abducted by those cosmic cocks. That's one anal probe I'll never forget!
by cockonaut October 20, 2009
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