clockstrings

Body hair on a female like sαяαн from ares. Hahahahha

Ko0bf4c3> Damn those clockstrings on sarah are gross dude.

sαяαн> Up yours!

A woman with a hairy vaguba & armpits that looks like dick strawbridges tash.

by Ko0bf4c3 June 5, 2011

Clock Up

An ability used by Kamen Riders in the series Kamen Rider Kabuto (2006). By pressing the Clock Up pad on the Henshin Belt, the Rider enters the Clock Up Dimension, allowing them to move at near light speed while everything occurring around them appears to have slowed greatly. Worms are biologically capapable of doing this.

"Clock Up."
IClock Up/I

by Legend-Maker January 3, 2012

Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm

1. A Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm is similar to that of a conventional shitstorm when a series of unwanted and distasteful events unfolds in a very short proximity of time. The Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm, however, is when this series of typically fucked up events surpasses the point of being classified as a simple shitstorm and it becomes a giant conglomeration of near apocalyptic chaos.

2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.

1. Teacher: Good morning class, I know that yesterday I gave you a new project on top of your history project assigned the day before in addition to the intense studying for the Pythagorean Theorem and trigonometrical exam that you have tomorrow, but now I must change the book report's due date to tomorrow as well.

Student: Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!

2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.

Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.

Person A: Jesus.

by Freissner January 2, 2009

clocken

putting in time, making money, watching or surveying a scene heavily,

Hey ana where were you today? response "Girl i was at walmart clocken from 9-5. (putting in time)

Reese was on the block hussling clocken dem dollars. (making money)

Teldrick was in the bushes clocken ana thru the window. He just knew another brotha was in the house

by jenice July 14, 2006

clockwork creepypasta

Natalie Oulette, or as she is more famously known, Clockwork, was once a normal, unassuming teenage girl, but her nature changed drastically when her family started verbally and physically abusing her (the age of which the abuse began to happen is unknown, although many agree that she was first abused when she was very young); Natalie was unable to tell anyone at the time. She wholly believes that time, and the concept of it, is against her, and led to her abuse.
Follow her journey through her childhood, abuse, the antagonizing of time, and losing her sanity.

Natalie: Hello
Victim: Kill it kill it kill it kill Clockwork creepypasta!

by AQbitNamedBoy May 7, 2018

If it’s on the clock

they get the cock.

Yo, if it’s on the clock, they get the cock.

by Accidental rape February 13, 2018

clockin'

Hustlin'. Selling weed, sneakers, woman, what ever as long as its a hustle.

I be clockin' on the corner.

by J-lizzle July 3, 2005