Swagger Chick

A fine looking girl with a hell of a lot of swagg, that makes boys quiver.

Lauren London is a definite Swagger Chick.

by Swaggz December 22, 2009

Chick and Egg Situation

A situation in which it is impossible to say which of two things existed first and which caused the other.
Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A: The chicken
Q: Where did the chicken come from?
A: .....

It's a Chick and Egg situation - I don't know whether I was bad at the sciences because I wasn't interested in them or not interested in them and therefore not good at them.

by Cody Smith! December 28, 2008

Chick Relativity

When looking at a woman from far away they look beautiful, yet the closer they come to you, the less attractive they appear.

Guy 1: That girl over there looks amazing.
Guy 2: Here she comes.
Guy 1: Nevermind, chick relativity.
Guy 2: *Laughs*

by geckoman October 19, 2010

Chick-Nigg-A

A Chick-Fil-A operated by black staff only.

In typical locations like Chicago, Brooklyn etc...

"Yo dawg, let's head over to Chick-Nigg-A I gots me some coupons fo free shiet."
*Proceed to drive-BY window*

by BigDiqNigg June 16, 2020

Skinniest Fat Chick

Someone who doesn't have any perspective on their own life because of the group of people they were surrounded by. The skinniest girl in a group of fat chicks for example would consider herself thin by comparison.

She's definitely the skinniest fat chick of that group, she 'only' got two baby daddy's

by skinny fat girl August 6, 2009

cotton swab dick chick

A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.

Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

Hot Chick Dump

A Hot Chick Dump (HCD) is normal taken by a hot chick on vacation with her boyfriend at a public bathroom. Generally Hot Chicks give the impression that they do not defecate and therefore in order to keep this myth alive and not turn off their prospective spouse, they generally take their dumps in the hotel lobby bathrooms.

Dude in love. "I could swear that Susie just doesn't sh*t! She's incredible!"
Reality dude -"Bro, she's probably taking her Hot Chick Dump in the hotel lobby while you are at the bar."

by Bro Advisor January 14, 2014