Jesus Christ Porn

The one-way ticket to getting into hell.

Yo I saw somebody draw Jesus Christ Porn of him giving Satan a blowjob

by A Fucking Mistake February 23, 2019

jebus christ

1. a non-religiously offensive exclamation of suprise

2. my former name with which i posted definitions on this site

1. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"

2. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"

by One Eyed Milkman March 24, 2004

christ on a bicycle kick

Used to express incredulity at an overheaded goal

"Look at this overhead kick that was disallowed"

"Christ on a bicycle kick!"

by horsefacenose August 26, 2011

Christean

Christean is defined as a man of God, a Christian. Christean's don't know what their life will lead them to do, exactly, but on the Faith in God will change the world by showing the world the true light, Jesus Christ. Though they fail almost every day and each with their own giants, like Paul, God uses their weaknesses as strengths and will always be there for them, if they would only seek Him.

Christean is a missionary throughout the corners to the middle to the ends of the earth.

by Chief of Sinners November 2, 2011

Christallica

(noun)An example of Christian Death Metal; take on "Metallica".

Man, I love Christallica almost as much as Jesus fucking Christ!

by Kate January 14, 2004

christ on a crutch

An expletive usually expressing disbelief or exasperation. It is the opposite to that of a Christian person saying ‘Christ on the cross.’ Somewhat akin to saying ‘Shit on a stick.’

“Christ on a fucking crutch, will you shut up and give me a break?!”

With a sigh and a shake of the head: “Christ on a crutch, I can’t believe how stupid this is.”

by logic000 July 6, 2012

Christ Move

Also known as a Jesus Christ Move, or simply a Jesus Move. A term used to describe one's attempt to perform any action or maneuver that would require divine or miraculous aid.

Guy 1: "Dude that chick over there is so hot!"
Guy 2: "I know man, I think I am gonna go talk to her . . ."
Guy 1: "Dude! how?!"
Guy 2: "I don't know man, its a Christ Move"

by John - Paul Donovan August 4, 2008