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Confuse choke

When a kodi says something so confusing and wrongly sexual that a Jasmin chokes on her curly wurly straw
by Jasck May 23, 2019
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Choking the lobster

A sex term in which one "chokes the chicken", but in order to fertilize a female lobster.
Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!

Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.

Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.
by crackerdoctor June 19, 2011
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The Golden Choke

When performing dominance during sexual intercourse, one may successfully allow the other partner(s) to reach orgasm by performing a well-done choke. This act is also representative of either the choker or the one being choked.

Also, referred to as choking during sexual intercourse or erotic asphyxiation.
"Last night was so tantric and sensual. The Golden Choke gets me every time!"
by thegoldenchoke June 22, 2016
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Choke

Brah, i said theres choke boto at the party, not choke on boto at the party.
by bu eysus July 24, 2024
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Choke

Struggling to do something. Usually the words used the most in video games.
He is the choke king!
by StrikingNight January 11, 2021
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Choke and slide

When he come thru and give you some amazing dick then proceeds to leave!
Jessica had been a bad girl so Jermaine came to give her that choke and slide.
by Damnwhatthefqk April 18, 2017
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Yolk 'N' Choke

Noun - Slang for Oral Sex, where the recipient has a penis. Used typically if the supplier gags at some point throughout the service.
"She gave me a good Yolk 'N' Choke last night. Kinda sucks that she didn't swallow, though."
by AlexanderLesher January 7, 2022
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