pre-chat time

the time right after a person gets on facebook, before you can talk to them.

1. i saw aaron get on facebook, but i had to give him some pre-chat time so he didnt think i was clingy.

Girl 1:OMG! josh gives me no pre-chat time on facebook, its like he never stops talking to me!
Girl 2:ME TOO!! its so annoying! some people just dont understand pre-chat time!

My brother always talks to me like the second I get on Facebook, I don't think he understands pre-chat time yet.

by face-book-guy March 27, 2011

shit-chat

the act of texting, rather than talking especially at work, on the phone about nonsensical stuff and the on-goings of life while taking a shit.

Dude, I had so much stuff to do at the work today but I had to drop a line and figured I would kill two birds with one stone and just shit-chat with ya!

by Eyeball Ray August 6, 2011

shit chat

When someone is bored while taking a shit so they text you, but once they're done shitting they're not interested in talking to you anymore.

Person One (on shitter) sends shit chat text: Hey man.
Person Two text: Hey, what up?
Person One (done shitting): never replies

by i'mcuttingedge August 12, 2015

has joined the chat

Has joined the chat

Sam: Look! I got a notification! OH it says “Johnny has joined the chat“

by DonaldMc December 2, 2020

Choatie

Choaties are on the whole- spoiled, conceited pieces of shit. They like to act cool and believe they are funny, when actually they are extremely cliquey and have sticks up their asses. The girls on the whole are anorexic. People who claim that it is a better school than deerfield or that they had a good time at choate are cuntrags assholes.

Your a Choatie too? Fuck you and eat my shit you dumbass fuckhead.

by I went to Choate 05 teraagent@gmail October 12, 2005

Choate

An institution to house the mentally deficient. Overrun with children whose parents no longer want to have to put up with them. Synonymous with “hell-hole”. Even though considered a preparatory school, it is looked down upon by the more prestigious schools. Choate may be well-known around the world, but only because so many people go there, i.e. the 26% acceptance rate. Choate’s successes are not counted in their alumni or academic honors, but in the number of hot dogs consumed on average daily in the dining hall. There is a general lack of personal hygiene, both for the students, and their environment. Regardless of the socio-economic standard discipline is lacking, and the majority of alumni, well, you can’t really call them alumni, they never left the school. Choate has now gone from a 9-12 boarding school, to a care facility for the mentally ill and deficient. While this may all sound daunting, there is some silver-lining. At their last curling match, their star athlete managed to hold off the 956th ranked special Olympian, with his final toss, he managed to overcome his opponent, setting a school record for least losses in a season, making his record 1-64. He shattered the previous record by over 50 losses, which was the chess team, which went on a record-setting season in ’87, their record standing at 1-134. Choate, while not renowned for their academics or their athletics, may be the choice for your child, if you just don’t want to see him anymore.

"Did you hear about that alumnus from Choate?"
"You mean the one who was caught selling pot to 3-year-olds?"
"Yeah"
"I almost went to Choate, but then decided that I wanted to get out of Juvie and change my life!"
"Way to make the good decision!"

by Folumbe April 14, 2008

Rube Chat

A large collection of awkward, unsophisticated sports fans that enjoy communicating through the Internet and at various social functions and events.

I would like to discuss the implications of having two burritos for lunch. I'm going to discuss it with rubes on rube chat.

by Dr. RosenRosen May 16, 2006