cheetoman

A guy who's dick is the length of a Cheeto. Nickname for someone who has a small dick.

omfg, there is cheetoman. He sends me pictures of his Cheeto dick ALL THE TIME.

by ChaoticAnarchy January 7, 2016

cheetah greeto

Some dumb ass word

Cheetah greeto- idek

by CheetahGreeto August 6, 2016

cheeto pubes

1. An extreme natural phenomenon prized by the few gingers in this world who haven't shriveled up and died of skin cancer yet. Red heads should take pride in such an art of God, since you can't show them off if you shaved 'em with dad's razor.
2. Often found in gamers, this occurs when a basement dweller plays minecraft all day while eating Cheetos, with the occasional meat beating, thus leaving artificial cheese residue on the genital region.

1. "Wait, if you're a ginger, do you still have brown hair down there."
"Naw, I got Cheeto Pubes!"
2. *giving head* "Oh Jimmy, why does your dick taste so good?"
"Probably because of the Cheetos I was eating earlier."
"You mean you have Cheeto pubes?

by Yuuuuuggeeee November 13, 2016

cheeto jizz

The act of eating cheetos and and the orange dust that remains on your fingers!

Matt! You got cheeto jizz all over the television remote!!

by SemperSooies November 25, 2016

Cheetah pants

When you wait to long to poop and leave dots in your undies.

I had a bad case of cheetah pants the other night.

by NicBri November 27, 2016

Cheethoe

that bitch ass hoe with a Cheeto spray tan. she a dumb ass.

Guy 1: oh damn that chick is hot
Guy 2: wtf man no she a Cheethoe don't waste your time

by Bagelcheeto February 18, 2017

cheetoman

A nickname given post-election 2017 to Donald Trump, for obvious reasons. Check the hair and skin if you don't understand why. See also: Mr Cheato.

"Hey, dude--did you read Cheetoman's latest tweet? That guy's so far out he's on the way back!"

by orinoco womble February 25, 2017