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Captain Zap

Notorious hacker from the late 1980's. Is said to have performed the biggest hack ever, when he changed all the clocks at AT&T inorder to turn nightime rates into daytime rates, and vice versa.
Captain Zap got me FREE long distance!!! YAY!!!
by Stuntman November 2, 2004
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captain bumsex

A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.
"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."
by frank pubes April 24, 2006
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Tuna Boat Captain

Those two girls are tuna boat captains.
by EarlyJulyMorning June 22, 2010
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Captain Clank

Someone in sports who hits the rim/post in a clutch situation.
We could of won in overtime, but Dave hit the post on the field goal attempt. He's known as Captain Clank.
by The Bizzle October 7, 2004
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Captain James

A popular drink in bars on the fringe of the gay community. To make a Captain James: one man stands on their hands, while the bartender "mixes" a Sea Breeze (2oz vodka, equal parts grapefruit juice and cranberry juice) in the others rectum. The bartender then hands a straw to the customer...
'May I have a Captain James? And remember to salt the rim'
by Wicket June 13, 2005
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Captain of Rockets

Someone who has done everything usually all unproven
Leon has done it all he's Captain of Rockets
by Fatticus Matticus March 6, 2009
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Captain DoucheBeard

He is one of the few Admiral Douchebags, sailing the office halls, highschools, and other public places. Often confused with Captain Redbeard, but rather than being a ginger, he has jet black hair.

He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore

He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can't keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it's cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.
Tom: What a douche!
Brady: That's Captain DoucheBeard.
by iSpeakDaTruthz March 4, 2011
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