While having anal missionary sex with a pregnant woman, thrust your fist into her vagina and pull out her unborn child.
"James! Be gentle! I'm four months pregnant!"
"Oh don't worry baby; I'll be in and out like a California Burglar."
"Oh don't worry baby; I'll be in and out like a California Burglar."
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Where a man or a woman, puts a funnel in there partners ass, then poors beer, rotten milk, and chili. Then they get up do 20 jumping jacks. The other partner then lays down, and has the person stand over then and let it go all over there face.
Kid: "Mom, did you give dad an California funnel last night?"
Mom: "Yes I did, how did you know?"
kid: "I heard him say "you got chili in his eye and it really burned"
Mom: "Yes I did, how did you know?"
kid: "I heard him say "you got chili in his eye and it really burned"
by kserieseg6 November 13, 2010
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Jeff and dave totally pulled a california creamer last night on me, and I didn't even know until I looked back!
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Get the Carito mug.the most finest handsome dude on planet. carlito might be mean at first but get to know him. he is like no other. if you mess with him or his love ones he's jumping.
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